Google Destroying All Non-Indexable Information

Satirical newspaper The Onion has an awesome story about how Google is planning to destroy all information it can't index. "The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites. As a part of Purge's first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google." I was hoping for a Gary Price quote. Drat.

Sometimes I don't mind spitting tea all over the monitor: "Google's robot army is rumored to include some 4 million cybernetic search-and-destroy units, each capable of capturing and scanning up to 100 humans per day. Said co-founder Sergey Brin: 'The scanning will be relatively painless. Hey, it's Google. It'll be fun to be scanned by a Googlebot. But in the event people resist, the robots are programmed to liquify the brain.'" Up next at Google Store: lava lamps and lobotomy scar cozies.

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